Wooop wop de (sugar free) gummi bear style
OK so a small play on words for gangnam style for this next verbal dumping into my blog.... As some of you may be aware I bought 3kgs of sugar free gummi bears for Claire F to take on a ski trip. Well, 1kg found its way back to me and I took them into work. They're still going although Joao and me have consumed the lions share as most are too scared (wise) to eat any. Last Friday (18th May) I decided to have quite a few. I didn't count exactly but it was more by the handful. The toxic emissions started at work but had died down by the time I got home. Next thing I feel is a rumbling in my guts. It felt like my intestines were being inflated like a sodding balloon animal. Being the cautious person I am, I did go to the little boys room because I didn't trust a fart at all, and for good reason. Afterwards I went for a lay down as being horizontal made the intestinal reinflation much more comfortable. Thats when my stomach really...